Drew Magary | Defector

Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Wow! America’s Graduating Seniors Really Fucking Hate AI!

How To Eat A Pop-Tart Correctly

How Do I Get My Picky Eater Off A Chicken Nugget-Based Diet?

Steelers, Longing For A Quiet Death, Willing To Wait For Aaron Rodgers

The Musical Biopic Is Dead

Want To Buy A Car? Be Ready To Suffer

I Have No Pages

The NFL May Be Biting Off More Than It Can Chew

A Game Of ‘Clue’ Turns Into Open Warfare

The Decline Of Pro Football Focus Is Bad News For Football Fans

I Have Now Perfected My Blondie Recipe

How Many People Would It Take To Storm Mar-A-Lago?

Mike Vrabel And Dianna Russini Insist There’s Nothing Strange About Them Holding Hands And Hugging At A Hotel

I Wanna Be A Cowboy

A Bit Of Church

Help! I Can’t Stop Farting In My Personal Office!

The Hottest Snack Of The NCAA Tournament Is Almond Butter

The Titans Will Dress Like A Real NFL Team This Season

I Can’t Stop Reading Music History Books

Vikings Attempt To Replicate Sam Darnold Experiment By Signing Shorter, Moodier Sam Darnold

I Am Standing By For News

The Kindness Of Familiar Faces

Kyler Murray Dishonorably Discharged